why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
(via ilikechocolate-milk)
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
(via takealookatyourlife)
